Bella Is Smart
Comment
By SlyShy
on May 21, 01:45 PM
This entirely makes up for having a paper due tomorrow. :D
By Luin Kaimelar
on May 21, 01:51 PM
This is so true it’s painfully funny. xD
By Relayer
on May 21, 02:59 PM
I don’t get it
By Apep
on May 21, 03:45 PM
Wow. Hilariousness once again.
Also: Brote, Shakespeare, Chaucer, and Faulkner. Basic? Next you’ll be calling Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle morons. And I think we all remember what happened to the last guy who said that.
By Puppet
on May 21, 04:55 PM
Hahahaha, that is so much win.
By Jeni
on May 21, 05:10 PM
Hahahahahaha. It’s funny because it’s not made up.
By Ari
on May 21, 06:29 PM
Great, now everytime I see New Moon I’ll be incapable of not imagining Bella going “DDEEEERRR” as she throws herself off the cliff. Seriously, that’s such win.
Edit: Hey, a preview button!
By swenson
on May 21, 07:06 PM
Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful! cheers, applauds, hands out medals to all involved The problem with telling rather than showing is that it trips you up so often…
By Peaches
on May 21, 10:49 PM
This is so brilliant, I can’t stop laughing!
By Steph the Phantasmagorical
on May 22, 06:36 AM
WIN!!!
@ Apep: As I told you, it is absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable that Bella isn’t a genius! Despite what the facts say!
By :)
on May 22, 06:55 AM
Made of Awesome! XD
By WiseWillow
on May 22, 09:48 AM
And for even more pretentiousness- Edward says that she could go to Dartmouth for college, no problem!
Even the Cullens don’t have enough money to bribe a dumbass in there…
By OverlordDan
on May 22, 09:58 AM
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By peppercake
on May 22, 04:45 PM
Bella reads Chaucer?
She obviously didn’t read it well enough to be doing stuff like jumping off cliffs
By Puppet
on May 22, 05:27 PM
She probably got her suicide thoughts from watching Romeo and Juliet.
“Oh noes, Edward is gone, how can I live without him?”
By Apep
on May 22, 08:01 PM
Yeah, and apparently she (like most people) completely missed the point of the story.
By Snow White Queen
on May 22, 09:51 PM
We’re going to start reading it, fun fun. Never liked the general story much (who doesn’t know the ending?)…oh well.
But Kitty, your genius doesn’t seem to be going anywhere. Keep it up, please!
By SMARTALIENQT
on May 23, 10:21 PM
Thank you!!! You condensed into two panels what I have always said: Bella is a Genius!Sue, like Gabriella from HSM: we are told she is smart, but we don’t see the smartness unless it is used to reaffirm how much smarter she is than everyone else.
By EMILY MUST DIE
on May 26, 12:03 AM
Faulkner IS a moron.
By Danielle
on May 26, 03:49 PM
Hehehehehe….so true.
Basic rule of Good Fiction Writing: If you say your character is smart, don’t have her jump off a cliff.
By Lionus
on Jun 1, 11:01 PM
Hilarious.
By Amelie
on Jun 8, 02:17 PM
Faulkner? Basic? Lolwhut??? As I Lay Dying is like… some sort of psychadelic drug trip… except during the Dust Bowl… sort of. I mean, who can really tell?
So Bella can barely put one foot in front of the other without suffering a balance fail, but yet classifies Faulkner as “basic.” dies
Oh, and by the way, capital work there, Kitty.
By Delzra
on Jun 23, 05:01 AM
The Sound and the Fury was another trip and certainly not basic.
Curse you Bella Swan for being so infuriatingly ridiculous!
And thank you Kitty for the marvelous work.
By jbaker475
on Jun 23, 11:55 AM
Simple, to the point, and f-ing hilarious! Anytime I hear someone mention Twilight from now on, all that I’m going to be able to think about is, “DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”
By Robbychu
on Jun 23, 09:49 PM
Teehee. Kitty, you kinda need some sorta reward for this. Possibly including riches Bill Gates would envy and all the free candy you want.
…DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!
@Amelie: I’m a total spaz, and I am, in truth, smart. Of course, I’m that special subset of genius that has “terminally dumb” as a side effect. Ah, ADHD. How I love/hate you.
By Lucy Gray
on Nov 20, 06:47 PM
greatness, Kitty.
The only thing I can say that I’m happy with in Twilight is that they don’t use ‘Hamlet’ as a metaphor. Thank God the Prince of Denmark doesn’t have to be associated with those books like an unfortunate Montague (actually, I never liked Romeo, so this doesn’t bother me) Oh well. Thanks for the laughs Kitty.